Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Randomize
