I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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