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I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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