She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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