If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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