That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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