Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Congratulations! We have a period
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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