Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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