do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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