she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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