I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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