I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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