i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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