I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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