We won't sleep together?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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