Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
