you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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