You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Randomize
