no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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