I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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