I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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