Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
we should paint friendship bongs
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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