come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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