The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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