my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
