I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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