yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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