Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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