I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
pray to the hookup gods
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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