kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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