We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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