it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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