He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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