No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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