Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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