The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I didn't notice because vodka
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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