everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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