this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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