Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
