He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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