there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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