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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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