Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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