This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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