So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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