You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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