you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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