spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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