we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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