i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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