wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
thus making me awesome and them whores
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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