so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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