I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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