why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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