my mouth tastes like poor choices
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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