I love black thongs
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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