my soul wont recognize me after tonight
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize